Shrooms: Chapter 4

The Wizard of Shrooms

• QueenShroom is a spiritual guide.

• The balance between zombies and shrooms should be restored.

• “Start with magic”

Walking in circles thinking about how to turn humans from the real world to shrooms in the Metaverse, “but how can that be done?”

“Why did the SpiritualShroom leave me like this without saying how to do it?”

“It knows that I do things wrong when I try it my way!”

Looking up at the ceiling...

Hello?

SpiritualShroom?

Are you there!?

Helloooooo?

Is that even real?

Did that even happen?

Hello??

Can you at least tell me how to do that!

What do you mean!?

HOW CAN I START WITH MAGIC!?

Sitting on the chair, looking down, holding my head in my hands (sigh)

CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME RIDDLES!!

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK IN CODE!

(Mimicking the SpiritualShroom) “StArT WiTh mAgIc na na na”

Walking out of the lab in resentment, locking up and leaving the Metaverse, heading back to the real world.

going back to the real world I had two questions on my mind, how can I turn people into shrooms and what type of magic should I start with?

Trying to remember what did the SpiritualShroom say when I was trapped in my mind, focusing back on that experience I could only remember the vivid colors and the bright light, closing one eye shut and looking up, focusing harder…

yeah exactly as you just did ;)

I’m a spiritual being… human experience… help to be helped… let them choose…

(Jumping up in excitement)

THAT'S IT!!!

I have to let them choose!!

Wait… let them choose what!?

UGH !!!

WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT!!!!

I’m losing my mind, this can’t be happening, it’s all just a dream and none of this is real...

(Sigh) am I crazy? Did I lose my sh*t?

“I told you, your human brain’s limited ability can not comprehend it”

Me: SPIRITUALSHROOM! IS THAT YOU?

S.S: well, it has to be me or you lost your sh*t…

Your choice (chuckles)

Me: ha ha ha… now you got jokes!

Where have you been all this time?

Why didn’t you answer me!?

I needed your help!

S.S is SpiritualShroom but I don’t want to keep repeating it...

S.S: I can’t help you, I’ve already done enough.

You have to learn on your own, or it will not be your experience, a part of your human experience is to do things your way and figure it out alone.

Me: but…

S.S: Nope, not having it today!

I’m here just to guide you, and only doing this so you don’t question your sanity anymore.. or am I? (Laughs hysterically)

Me: … I hate you, you know!

S.S: it’s okay, you’ll get over it eventually.

Me: but how can I turn people into shrooms?

S.S: …

Me: hello? SpiritualShroom?

Are you still there?

UGHH !!!

(Mumbling) That stupid #&$*% spirit!!!

(Phone chimes)

Receives a text saying “Hi Bari. I like how you set up your project. It's an interesting one.”

Typing… (chime)

“I would like to get a shroom :)”

I reply.. “sure thing!

let‘s meet in the Metaverse, we can go shrooms picking”

We meet later that day…

Me: Hello, how are you doing?

Person: Hi, I’m good. How about you?

Me: I’m good too, thanks for being interested in my shrooms, I hand-picked them myself!

Ummm actually I didn’t get to know your name...

person: ah, my name is Sam, Sam green.

Me: well, it’s really good to have you here sam, I hope you find something you’d like here.

I had the opportunity to experiment with some of the shrooms already and there is this one I think you’re gonna like.

Sam: hmm.. interesting, yeah let’s see check it out.

Me: well… the thing is, it’s hidden here in my lab, if you find it, you can have it!

But to find it you have to see my experiments on shrooms, don’t worry tho I’ll help you out until you find it.

Sam: nice… okay where do I start

Me: you can start here.

Sam takes a look around the lab and I follow him around in silence...

Sam: I like what you did to the place here, it’s very interesting…

Me: Thanks, it took a lot of time and effort, I built it from scratch!

Sam: It’s really good...

Me: you’re getting closer to the shroom by the way …

Sam: even better!

Me: you’re doing great so far!

Sam: but why are there so many zombies?

Me: oh, that’s a long story. We can get into that later …

Sam: okay.

Me: for now let me know more about yourself, you now got to see my lab and all my experiments on the shrooms, it seems only fair to tell me something about you.

Sam: ……..